+
I want to fuck you but you live too far away
-My life (via eatpussylivehappy)

(via orgasmictipsforgirls)


+

crystallized-teardrops:

nothing makes me more sad and mad than seeing the nicest people being treated like crap

(via thefuuuucomics)


+

h0llo:

i havent made any really bad decisions lately im getting bored

(via thefuuuucomics)


+

forever:

don’t ever mess with people who have their read receipts on those people are not afraid of anything 

(via thefuuuucomics)


+

hip-hop-lifestyle:

"never odd or even" spelled backwards is "never odd or even"

image

(via ayeyoaunz)


+

iPhone user:  I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user:  Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user:  I just like this pho-
Android user:  The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
+

flowury:

oh NO a GIRL!!!!!! with HAIR in places that HAIR GROWS !!!! AHH!!!!!

(via lipstick-feminists)


+
© le-cheval